hoarch

A whore that goes porch to porch

She’s been knocking on every frat boy’s door, she’s such a hoarch.

He always brings a new girl home every night, he’s such a hoarch.

by hoarchlover5000 December 31, 2022

app hoarding

the act of saving/keeping a bunch of apps on your iphone or other smartphone you don't use/need because they were free, or you simply dont want to get rid of them.

guy 1: why do you have 10 pages of just apps?!?!

app hoarder: dude, i cant get rid of them they were free!

guy 1: but you dont play with any!

app hoarder:..................ummm...........yeah sometimes

guy 1: dude your app hoarding ...* smh in dissapointment*

by voodoo man October 24, 2010

Hoagie dog

When putting your boner in between your partners butt cheeks vertically. The "titty-fuck" equivalent with butt cheeks, making your dick look like a hot dog in a hoagie bun.

She wouldn't let me titty-fuck her, but she let me hoagie dog her fat ass.

by Briggja80 July 11, 2016

Hoard

a large amount of something valuable that is kept hidden

a hoard of jewels.
a squirrel's hoard of nuts.

by toxicvic June 28, 2019

hoang

pure awesomeness

So, instead of saying: "Hoang is the most awesome person ever," you can say: "you are so Hoang."

by awesome222 August 18, 2010

picture hoarder

One who takes photos, usually at fun events where other people would like to see said pictures, and fails to upload them or distribute them, ever.

Me friend, Boni, loves to take hundreds of great pictures that would be perfect for myspace or facebook but, unfortunately, she is a picture hoarder and these pictures will never be seen.

by jt1892 February 18, 2009

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money March 17, 2016