The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
Get the Crunchy Hingemug. When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.
My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging
by Fart apple March 27, 2024
Get the Hingingmug. Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.
I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.
by AriaHero November 6, 2019
Get the on a hingemug. Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.
Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016
Get the Hinge-Lickermug. by Your worst nightmare! Jen’s July 16, 2020
Get the Hingemug. "Beside the Hinges" refers to the idea that your are beside yourself on something. You might be distraught over a decision or idea.
by kateeeeeeeiec September 8, 2025
Get the Beside the hingesmug. To ‘Hinge it’ is to be out of control on recreational drugs.
The phrase was coined in Carterton, Oxfordshire in the United Kingdom in the early 1990’s and has been used by Ravers and Clubbers in Oxfordshire ever since. The term ‘Hinge it’ was first used after a young man was observed being so out of it that he thought that he had hinges in his arms and legs. He is ‘hinging it’ they said.
The phrase was coined in Carterton, Oxfordshire in the United Kingdom in the early 1990’s and has been used by Ravers and Clubbers in Oxfordshire ever since. The term ‘Hinge it’ was first used after a young man was observed being so out of it that he thought that he had hinges in his arms and legs. He is ‘hinging it’ they said.
‘Oh wow I am really hinging it now!’, ‘let’s hinge it!’, ‘look at him - he is hinging it’, ‘what a hinger!’
by Chozzabev May 9, 2025
Get the Hinge itmug.