hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.

Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!

by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009

Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.

"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."

by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

fuck me naked and hide my clothes

An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.

(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"

by jcalaw63 August 13, 2006

Rusty Hidalgo

When a guy gets fucked in the ass by his girlfriend with a dildo, or other long, hard, object and then performs oral sex on the dildo.

Ben likes to receive Rusty Hidalgo's, because he can get pounded in the ass and suck himself off.

by Jorge Luis Villarosa April 23, 2008

Hideo

the funniest and sweetest guy to ever exist ;))

Hideo makes me feel like the happiest person on earth

by kipi January 13, 2019

Hideri Kanzaki

A anime trap from the anime Blend s (source from the "S Stands For" meme) Hideri is almost as cute as Felix Argyle from Re;Zero and possibly the anime trap that got the least time with his secret (him being a boy).

Weeblet: Dude I want to fuck Hideri Kanzaki from Blend S
Veteran Weeaboo: He's a boy
Weeblet: Im Gay
Veteran Weeb: Yes you are

by Weaboo69420 November 22, 2019

Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek

The film is based around "Otokoyo", a game of hide and seek played by children near the ruins of an abandoned old city. The children who play this disappear, believed to be spirited away by demons. Kakurenbo follows Hikora, a boy who joins the game with hopes of finding his missing sister. The story line is built on the idea that Tokyo is losing its natural aesthetic, which includes child's games such as hide and seek in order for industrial progress to ensue i.e. lighting the city of Tokyo costing innocence of childhood games.

Hey, instead of normal hide and seek, let's play Otokoyo! (reference to the movie Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek)

by Almighty Ayaka-chan! January 21, 2010