Headie

A worthy or "stand-up" person, usually amongst the hippie culture, a "headie" or a "heady" individual is one who is about morals and family. Initially a term used for quality cannabis salesman, but with the decriminalization/medicinal legislation of marijuana, a "headie" or a "heady kid" can describe any person of good moral standing. Derived from the term "headies" used for flavorful, medical, high grade marijuana genetics, which a "heady" person will usually share/smoke with his/her family and friends. The word also has roots in the label of "DeadHead," a nomer which has been associated with Grateful Dead fans. It's good to be Heady!

"It's all good, brother. This guy's a Headie" (N.)

"Kid's got morals. Headie to say the least!" (ADJ)

Talk to that Headie over there. He'll take good care of you."

by Leavin_Babylon May 21, 2011

handie

A short form of the phease "hand job". A sexual practice, usually first practived in the pre- or early teen years, where a girl masterbates a guy with her hand. Handies often lead to harder forms of sex, such as blow jobs, which initially is just a handie where she puts her mouth over the top of the penis until he ejaculates into her mouth instead of into the air.

Bob's little sister Paula was teasing me so much that I finally told her to either stop it or she'd have to give me a handie to take care of the arousal she caused. Being curious about what a handie was, she let me teach her how to do it. She even took her top off so I could cum on her developing breasts. A month later, a handie led to me cumming in her mouth.

by BRD November 22, 2004

Headie

The buzz or feeling of lightheadedness one receives after ingesting a large amount of nicotine.

Is that fifty nic? I just got the fattest headie from it.

by sixmensixmans January 2, 2019

deployment handicap

n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.

This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.

Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.

Whew! Even with her deployment handicap, she's only a 4...

by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009

handicaped

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.

You are handicaped.

by Rdejong3 February 11, 2012

one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 16, 2005

ipes headies

an abbreviation (abbrevs, if you will) for ipod headphones

"shit, i forgot my ipes headies at home"

by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005