headache

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

by urban pervert December 9, 2003

Handango

A woman's discrete ejaculation of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). Specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (Note: Some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)

The best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to Washington D.C. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.

by Little Handango March 18, 2008

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu May 14, 2012

Headal

A word describing the Head region

I was aiming for towards the headal part of him

by Tricks Ph. D. December 13, 2004

Hedda

Hedda is a pretty woman That are very sporty

Hedda is sporty

by Hedsup January 1, 2017

headassthot

A dumbass that is a wild bitch but low key a thot.

Example- danm is she fucking stoopid or a headassthot?

by SEXI LEXIE+ HOLLY THE HOE July 1, 2019