Imperial Helmet

Person whos hair resembles that of a cat with a lime on its head. Who is very oblivious to most anything. Likes to push thier authority around and treat people like pond scum.

Dave: "I would like to take a vacation day for friday 2 months from now."

Imperial Helmet: "Mmmm.... Yeah.... I'm gonna have to go ahead and just deny that now. And were gonna have to have you come in and work saturday also for the next 2 months."

by chew-chew-nong-nong-head July 21, 2010

HELMET LICKER

A male that gives head to another male.

Elton John is a flaming helmet licker.

by Scottd247 November 3, 2007

Helmet Rimming

When one, driven by resentment/hate/anger etc takes the decision to rub their penis head round the rim of target-person's drinking glass as act of revenge.

I fucking hate that bastard; when he leaves to go to the toilet, i'm Helmet rimming his fucking glass.

by silversausage October 10, 2010

Helmet Rakers

Used to describe a person's extremely large teeth, referencing the potential problems experienced when giving a blowjob and 'rake' the helmet of the penis.

That bird had a right set of helmet rakers, I had to tell her to stop.

by RichieBigTits March 21, 2013

Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.

by babyakry January 12, 2011

cold helmet

when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip

i woke up with a cold helmet this morning

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

cock helmet

1. This is any helmet that has a large cock/dildo attached to the front of it. The helmet should ideally have a chin-strap for extra added control. Depending on the size of the cock this item can really attract some great attention. It's a lot of fun to use too.

2. The head of the penis.

He wore his cock helmet out on Halloween and every dirty-nurse, french-maid, sexy slut out that night couldn't keep themselves from hanging from it.

She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.

by Uncle Junk September 1, 2006