A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
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When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.
Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".
If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,
I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
I went to the beach. It was beautiful.
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Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
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Get the Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother? mug.A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.
"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."
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Get the heising mug.The act of putting the barrel of your favorite shotgun in your mouth, and pulling the trigger with your big toe, just like Ernest Hemmingway
"Have you ever thought about Suicide?"
"Yes."
"Really? How were you going to do it?"
"I was thinking about Hemmingwaying myself."
"Yes."
"Really? How were you going to do it?"
"I was thinking about Hemmingwaying myself."
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