by haylzz May 28, 2006
by FosterQ July 14, 2018
A heady surprise is the act of being woken from a dead sleep to find a towel on you and a creep jerking off on you, and telling you to go back to sleep he will be finished soon.
by Maddog55 October 27, 2019
by eattsie December 18, 2008
*notices all the chips are gone*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
by MyspaceTrash2001 September 20, 2018
When you slap some freshly cooked pasta on your weiner and then your girlfriend gives you head. (No waifu body pillows)
by The Spaghetti Headster April 16, 2020