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Headjobber

An individual who enjoys sucking,licking, swallowing and ultimately caressing penises with her mouth, tongue and teeth. Usually of female gender. Degrading herself, physically and socially to her knees in a way which correctly assumes she is below the worth of human status and deserves to be where she put herself..on her knees. Mainly applicable to girls who have performed this recreational act more then once and usually do.
Kayla : What's the go with Goslinga ?
Alexander : She's a renowned headjobber !
by Karma At Its Best July 8, 2011
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Topper Headon

Topper Headon was the drummer for The Clash. His real name is Nicky Headon. He had tried out for Mick
s band,the London S.S.,then something happened,and tada,he was in The Clash. He later got kicked out though because he had a drug addiction and was becoming unreliable. I believe he released a solo album too. He was really short,and also sometimes had to wear women's shoes,because his feet were so small. He also got married to his girlfriend Wendy,but they divorced.
-Topper Headon is the drummer for The Clash
-Wooo who is a great drummer? Topper Headon!
by Brandi O. October 29, 2005
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Wookie in a headlock

my god! yo momma looks like she has a wookie in a headlock!
by Neo December 26, 2003
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Jimmy Headrix

Flipping and playing the guitar behind your head( Jimmy Hendrix style), while a female gives you head.
While Playing the guitar my girlfriend gave me the best Jimmy Headrix in the Universe.
by D Y 7 March 25, 2009
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Hedrosexual

Someone who is to stupid to say they are straight
I am hedrosexual
by amf218 September 7, 2018
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Hadron

A slang term for having an erection, or 'hard on'.
Derived from the similarity between 'hadron' from paricle physics, and 'hard on'.
"Q. What do you get if you cross an up quark with a down quark with a stange quark?
A. I'm not sure, but I think I've got a hardon!"

"Man, I've got a pure hadron."
by Team Baryon December 2, 2007
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headjob

im going to give him a headjob
by th November 2, 2003
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