Pearl Harbored

When you take a shit and the toilet water splashes up and hits your but, or anus

I hate when I take a massive dump and I get pearl harbored.

by PilotJones February 20, 2014

oak harbor

the shittiest place to live ever, except for some kids, who like to dance on street corners to ska!

dude 1: hey man, wanna go do something in oak harbor?

dude 2:hell's yeah, lets go......

dude 1: lets go what?

dude 2: actually i have no clue, this town sucks ass!

by skankmasta69 March 27, 2010

Harbor Springs

Best place ever! People might say that its full of rich snobbs but your just upset you not one of us. Yes we wake up at 12:00 P.M. to go our 12:15 tennis lessons. That our dad pays for and we wear out whitest outfits we can find. After our nice private tennis lesson we go to the harbor club and eat out icecream and fries then meet our moms to pick us up for tubing in our $100,000 boat. Then we bike back to our houses that out about one minute away from the club then we get ready for our dinner with our huge family at the harbor club. Then we watch the sunset on tyhe tampoline in the back yard then we stay up late with our friends then go on a bike ride at 12:00 A.M. That is living the dream!

P1-I can not wait to go to Harbor Springs over the summer!
P2- yea I know dude it will be so so fun!

by Ritch_B@tch February 16, 2019

pearl harbor

after having sex with you partner doggy style, spit on her back, your partner, thinking you have ejaculated, turns around while you then shoot your wad on her face, thus giving her a lazy eye.

Sara was pissed at John when he gave her a pearl harbor

by Burt Reynolds234 June 23, 2005

safety harbor

a town where people ride stupid scooters everywhere bc they are too cool to walk or drive a car. oh and they dont wear helmets too. just give it up and move back to new jersey.

Me: So what are you doing in safety harbor today?
Whitney: Oiling up my scoot scoot and takin it for a ride! i hope i dont get a ticket today.

by sherry and fred April 30, 2006

Pearl Harbor

While having sex with your partner, withdraw seconds before ejaculating. Run to the nearest person(roomate, sibling, parent, child), and unload on said person, resulting in an unexpected bombing.

Jarrod was so bored while trying to please his woman that he decided to perform a Pearl Harbor on her 4 year old daughter.

by Moranzo Llamas August 30, 2003

Pearl Harbor

When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.

Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.

by joshgreenrules January 11, 2006