dystopian hipster theme park

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

Hamster Arctic Pipeline

The act of someone taking a hamster, hollowing it out so it is just skin, filling it with shit and freezing it. They then proceed to use it as a dildo.

Filbert the Hamster was spinning round on his wheel when Matthew had an idea. He tried hamster feltching before on Filberts big brother, but it cut the shit out of his insides. He also quite liked arctic pipeline so he had the genius idea of combining the two. Matthew enjoyed Hamster Arctic Pipeline so much he cleaned up and went straight back to the pet shop.

by Try it all once October 30, 2012

Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.

Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.

by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013

newborn hamster

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

by Laura MM October 11, 2006

Hipsterminator

A futuristic killing machine sent back in time to rid the world of all hipsters. That is it's only purpose.

This term is derived from the words Hipster and Terminator.

Hipster #1: "We better leave American Apparel (Pauses to light his cigarette and enhance his hipster lifestyle.) and get to the coffee shop before the Hipsterminator finds us and turns us to dust."

Hipster #2: "I'm too hip to care at the moment, Eleh's Radiant Intervals sounds too rad. Heard it yet?

Hipster #1: "Yeah man, I actually wasn't really in to it. Very Mediocre in my opinion. (Not only lying to earn credit with his friend because he's never actually heard of them but denying to like it to show how hip he is.) I hope the Hipsterminator isn't listening in on this conversation, we'll be dead for sure.

by RumpleGeist February 21, 2011

hipster halo

a thin headband that hipsters wear low down on their foreheads.

"aww, my hipster halo slipped down and blinded me."

by gillian gamine March 25, 2008

hipster-hopper

A hipster who primarily listens to underground/experimental hip-hop (usually along with IDM, trip-hop and dubstep; often along with some mainstream hip-hop as well).
Often wears retro Nike trainers, gold chains (often comically oversized under the pretense of irony), wide-framed glasses (even if they don't need them to see) and skinny jeans. Also known to sport unusual haircuts, including afros, mohawks and buzz cuts.
Usually, Caucasian or East Asian, but often also black or mixed race. Regardless of race, always overuses supposedly "street" slang such as "dope", "ill", "sick" and "wack".

Hipster-hoppers typically listen to such artists as J Dilla, MF DOOM, Aesop Rock, Flying Lotus and those associated with anticon.

by HallOfMirrors June 6, 2009