ni hao tanai

Ni hao means hello in Chinese

Tanai means monkey

Therefore, Ni hao tanai means Hello Monkey

"Ni hao tanai, dude!"

"Wtf? What you just call me?"

by jklolomgburninhell January 6, 2009

Ni Hao

Something white people say whenever they see an Asian.

"oh you're Asian? I know some korean, look! 'ni hao'!"
Japanese guy: *stares motherfuckerly*

by ImNotCreativeEnoughForAUsernam July 26, 2020

Seng hao xiang

he....... is a good friend but over time he will change

Seng hao xiang is Indonesian

by phantomknown November 25, 2022

jing hao

a useless cunt

Hey! You are a jing hao!

by Alfie Yeung April 25, 2014

ni hao kai lan

The Dora rip off that confuses the kids by teaching them Chinese.

Ni Hao Kai Lan is more annoying than Dora the Explorer herself.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 January 30, 2016

Ni hao are you?

Funny as hell way to say hello when you are talking to a white person that speaks Chinese. Definitely would be an awesome ending to a movie with Ahnuld.

Ni hao are you?, muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**END**

by Aryarfyarf February 1, 2008

ni hao wo

“Ni hao wo” is mandarin and translates to “Hello tis I”. It’s a ripoff to the Shakespearean play Julius Caesar.

Grace, Ni Hao Wo!

by morphy bennett December 21, 2018