Hand fetish

When someone gets an erection because he sees hands

Brian: Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish
Sam: oMg is that A fUckIng JOJO reference??!

by Jotaro has PTSD April 28, 2021

Second-Hand Embarassment

To be embarassed for someone else.

I felt such second-hand embarassment when I saw John asking the most popular girl in school out that I had to look away.

by Melodious10 February 16, 2009

squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

hand fruit

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009

HADEEL

A such a beautiful person inside and out, she's kind and a good person, I'm so lucky to know her.

“I'm lucky to know ya hadeel”

by Ralph.c April 25, 2019

hand kink

hand kink is when a person is attracted to someones hand

john loves audreys hand, so he has a hand kink

by sexbot321 January 29, 2021

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz December 10, 2007