Greek Hotpocket

When you spread hummus along a woman's vaginal crease and then thrust your penis inside. The warmth of the vagina gives it the name hotpocket while the Greek comes from the delicious hummus spread.

Dude my girl is so chill. She let me do a Greek Hotpocket and then I got to lick the leftovers!

by scaredcaucasianchildren September 8, 2015

brooklyn hotpocket

Dress up as Captain America and shit in a girl's vagina, then proceed to fuck her with a statue of liberty figurine

Hey Michael I gave Ryan a Brooklyn hotpocket last night said Joel

by Joelsucks February 21, 2017

alabama hotpocket

When you shit in a woman's vagina

Her: give me an Alabama hotpocket
Him:ok

by Tugdgj March 3, 2017

hotpocket

when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.

yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.

by coltonigger May 26, 2007

Hotpocket

When one proceeds to make a hot pocket... fuck it... cum inside and then eat the hot pocket

Guys i just did a hotpocket and it was fuckin amazing.

by Hotpockets-r-us September 28, 2009

Alabama Hotpocket

When a guy vomits inside of a chick's vagina during sexual intercourse

Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.

by MagicalPonieOfDarkness July 17, 2014

Alabama HotPocket

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it

Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket

by SaltyOG February 8, 2019