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Hastings Muchunga

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer and psychic stalker who is also known for psychic stalking
by Ichigobossu June 20, 2025
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Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button
Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube
by Mitch is a freak February 13, 2019
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Hastings on Hudson

all white ppl and they're all terrible. only known for having racist students. you either cutting yourself or doing drugs in the woods no in between. mad zionists too.
Hastings on Hudson is a town where you can meet the most virulent crackers.
by KillPeopleEveryDay December 14, 2023
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Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020
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Hastings Muchunga

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer and psychic stalker who is also known for psychic stalking
by Ichigobossu June 20, 2025
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Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
by anonymous September 16, 2022
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adam hastings

only can date a girl for 1 week .almost allways gunna fuck ,good ball player but is gay
by neagan November 20, 2019
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