Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ

When something is so fucking amazing not even "HOLY SHIT" can describe it.

George "Your Mom is cumin' on my dog"

Mason "Seriously?"

George "Yeah. Dude, Look behind you"

Mason *Looks back*

Mason "Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ!"

George *Pats on shoulder*

George "Sorry Man."

Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ by Radda Radda QUACK March 20, 2009

the holy fucking trinity 

.To achieve the holy fucking trinity is to have sex with a blond chick an asian chick and a black chick at the same time
once a man has achieved the holy fucking trinity he must be worshiped by his friends and always be known as a sex god even if he is found having sex with a fat man at a gay bath house.

I almost achieved the holy fucking trinity but then i found out that the asian chick was a man

the holy fucking trinity by Womenrespecror96 October 21, 2019

holy fucking shit day 

an interesting, fantastic, extraordinary day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.

holy fucking shit day by Ninja Clan Lord March 25, 2017

Holy fuckin Drunk 

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism

"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

Holy fuckin Drunk by Alkie_preist89 November 4, 2011

Holy Fuckioli

A cross between Holy fuck and Holy ravioli. Holy fuckioli (it’s fun to say as well.)

*Max* did you see my test scores???
*Jay* Holy fuckioli they are horrible!!!

Holy Fuckioli by Babysugar March 6, 2019

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE 

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE by Vaksej November 8, 2021

Holy Fuckwaffle 

An exclamation of shock and surprise, in which you have no other way to express your thoughts other to express a non-existent desire to be sexually active with a waffle or other breakfast food item.

“Holy fuckwaffle, did you just punch my salad?

Holy Fuckwaffle by I love waffles. December 13, 2024