gwanch

(noun)
Someone who is rather steadfast with his/her reasoning despite of being wrong on multiple occasions. Also can be applied to someone with a slower processing capability for sarcasms and jokes.

Shut the f**k up, gwanch. You were wrong before this, and before that and before that. Why don't you just listen instead?

by philosophy is pop November 30, 2016

Gwangster

A man who went to jail and came out as a bitch

Man, that gwangster was mad hard

by J.Ka$h May 13, 2005

Gwano Blitz

Quite literally, this is the term for shit attack. An undesirable state. It is when you feel as though the stool in your bowels has shot up and landed in your mouth due to an unwanted or unexpected surprise. And hilarity ensues for everyone else.

Arsalaan found out about the child he fathered 12 years ago during a one night stand because she showed up on his doorstep and dude had a full out Gwano Blitz right there in the foyer.

by Hurricane00 July 18, 2006

gwankbag

gwank bag...generic insult, stupid person, annoying person

mac is a gwankbag...hes a gwank in bag form with a bok eye

by donnie_s'craic March 13, 2008

G'wan

Its a urban word for ' go on'.

For eg: G'wan then, make me some toast... IE. Do it for me

by Lilcozwoz December 6, 2019

Gwanin

Something that’s good, very very very good.

My wood is gwanin

by MaWoodsGwanin December 7, 2020

Gwantavious

When a black person is wearing gloves and is spotted by a Hispanic. Mixing the name of
Octavious and the Hispanic word for glove "guante" forming the word gwantavious.

I saw gwantavious on my way to the taco food stand.

by Something stupifd January 8, 2021