big guy

To be large or imposing, often in relation to somebody else.

Small guy: You're a big guy
Big guy: For you

by fatvirgin April 18, 2014

bisexual guy

A male that is attracted to more than one gender. He is often seen as terrifying by straight men and is often subject to the delighted glees of yaoi fangirls. He may also be told that his bisexuality is a "phase" and that he is really gay and just won't admit it. And, sometimes when telling people he is bisexual, he is told that "only girls can be bisexual" and that "you're just gay".

Me: I'm a bisexual guy.
Some dumb fuck: Oh no you're not you're just gay and won't admit it! ^w^
Me: .... Go fuck yourself.

by thatoneannyingpersonnoonelikes September 5, 2016

Big Guy Energy

The overall vibe achieved when men whom have reached a certain age, weight, and comfort with their social status get together to not only tell stories from their glory days, but to also inspire each other to engage in other ill advised behavior simply for their collective entertainment.

Todd: I heard you’s guys telling stories on your podcast while I was driving up to the lake house.

Huff: Total Big Guy Energy on display, am I right?

Todd: Totally

by Falcon Thunder Fist May 12, 2021

jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

bean guy

A super religious person.

Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.

Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?

"Grandpa John will not shut the fuck up about the bible. He is such a bean guy."

by hoz1 November 12, 2021

10 for the big guy

Common slang term used by organized families, similar organizations, and politicians that the head of the group receives 10 percent gross (traditionally a %, but could be an equivalent fixed amount similar to 10%) from any deal for leadership, direction, brokerage, and coordination of the deal. Usually referred to by one's head director, head executive, or the Number 2 guy.

Hey, don't forget to hold 10 for the big guy in the China business deal.

by Blood Alpha December 19, 2020