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guitar rage

1. When someone tries to touch a guitarist's guitar without permission and they go into a state of extreme rage and try to murder you. This is commonly followed up with the petting of the guitar and singing of lullabies to it.

2. When you insult someone's guitar playing and they go ape on you.

3. When a wielder is rocking out intensely and receives wounds from his playing but keeps rocking out anyways.

4. When you insult a wielder's actual guitar and they try to kill you.
1. Dude, I tried to touch John's guitar and he had a total fit of guitar rage! I barely survived.

2. Do not anger the guitar rage monkey in me!!!! Beware!

3. Did you see John's guitar rage tonight? His fingers were bleeding and he bashed his head open with his headstock, but he kept playing!

4. I called John on his icky guitar and he had a fit of guitar rage. That's what the cast is for.
by raesiclesfornoone'sface January 16, 2008
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getting the guitar

Refers to making out or going into a makeout session
This saying originates from the many couples that go into a private room or a private area during a party or social gathering, have their makeout session, and when asked where they were, say they were busy "getting the guitar" So the 2 have been linked together into one phrase
James: Hey man, totally got the guitar with Jessica yesterday!
Friend: sweet!

Tyrel: I hooked up with this new girl, am totally getting the guitar with her on the first date!
Friend: damn you move fast !

Billy: I really like this girl I think she's the one
Friend: Don't act too thirsty, or she won't give you the guitar!
by PlayBoy101 October 20, 2013
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guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing, usually looks like said person is using their instrument to masturbate.

John Mayer is notorious for this look...
"My God, I hope I never have guitar face"

"Wow, John Mayer sure has guitar face huh?"

"I mistook a John Mayer concert as a porno due to his excessive guitar face!"

"Man, you look like John Mayer with all that guitar face..."
by Andrew MS January 4, 2009
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Grandpa Guitar

1.An acoustic guitar or classical guitar.
2.A lute, mandolin, or other medieval era stringed instrument.
3.A guitar played by a man whose child has had a child.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf- "You want us to play the grandpa guitars?!"
by DETHKLOK!!!! January 6, 2009
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bass guitar

a four stringed instrument. tuned a octave lower than your normal guitar.
many people overlook the bass as being simple but if anyone has any proper knowledge of the bass then they know that it is harder than it looks to play.
people may say if u can play guitar u can play bass but its not always like that. due to the basses heaviness and longer neck it can take a while to get used to!
guitars may be light but bass guitars can put up a fight!
by mini eero September 22, 2005
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Guitar Queero

A person who is awesome at Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but who completely sucks at real guitar.
Man, I am awesome at Rock Band.

Yeah, but you're a guitar queero
by Magica Juan January 28, 2008
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Guitar Wave

When you play Guitar Hero for a while and then you look away from the screen at the ground and it appears as if your floor is moving like a wave.
We played Guitar Hero II for three straight hours and saw the trippy-est guitar wave!
by Devin KPC June 22, 2008
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