carl grimes

a beautiful, hot, badass, angsty teen on AMC’s The Walking Dead that scott nipple killed off because he’s a terrible person

carl grimes: im just another monster too

by ssincerelymee January 23, 2018

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Grime Rate

The number of chops you take in a day divided by the number of showers you take in that same day. (# of chops/# of showers)

Calvin: Heyyyy man
Avery: Heyyy man, what’s your grime rate?
Calvin: 0.5 hbu?
Avery: .... 1.5
Calvin: SUP GRIME

by FunnyDog55 November 04, 2019

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Carl Grimes

Sexy fucker who is also good at killing zombies and eating chocolate pudding.

idk what to write here so just watch the walking dead and your life will be complete

ps. stan carl grimes/chandler riggs for clear skin

by i dont love you December 19, 2020

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Carl Grimes

A once whiny, annoying kid on the popular tv show, The Walking Dead. He has grown to be a rather interesting character.

Previous Carl Grimes:
Lori: Where's Carl?
Rick: Coooooorrrallll!
Lori: I told him to stay in the house!

Carl Grimes Now-
Michonne: Where did that boy run off to?
Rick: It's fine, he's off being a badass and actually killing walkers, and finally being a useful kid.

by walkinghalfdead July 07, 2014

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Grundle Grime

Grundle Grime is that greasy, cheesy smelling amalgam of sweat that forms in and around the Grundle area located between the ballsack and anus. May lay dormant and is activated by a scratch or pick of the area and typically transfers to the fingers leavibg a vile, revolting odor.

My fingers smell like grundle grime.

My grundle is so sweaty. I fear to touch it for the grundle grime is intense.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

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