government

referring to one's governmentally acknowledged name; the name that appears on one's birth certificate, social security care, and any other governmentally issued identification items and paperwork.
My government is Eldridge, but everybody calls me "Ridgly."
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government
1. to create to illusion of freedom and liberty for all citizens; when in reality the government (U.S.) gives a few control over the entire civilized Earth, while the rest are slaves, whether you realize it or not.

2. Control
the Media
popular culture/consumer culture
"white America's fear of the black man"(Bowling For Columbine, Moore)
Source: Mark, Sep 10, 2003

Wow that was actually a GOOD definitiona until you had to go and mention Michel Moore.Why'd ya have to go and gay it up for?
by me April 07, 2005
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government

The way it acts is proof that God really doesn't exist after all.
by AYB May 01, 2003
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governing

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face
by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
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Government

The government is literally the worst organization in the world, but they control everything so 🤷 ♀️
by Mr. Steal Yo Girlllll June 22, 2019
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Government

A word used to define the corrupted candidates in the congressional system of a country, whatsoever a fiasco of running a country with a bad ideology.
Hey, do you work for the government? I heard they were good people.

No, they are not, liberal! They didn't do as much as expected by the eyes of a civil servant like me!
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Government

A noisy minority who hold a disproportionate amount of control over public affairs.
Hym "You know what I hate about the government? Everything! You take the worst thing on the planet (people who are not me) and you give them the delusion of superiority, authority, and significance and what do they do? Enslave and bleed-dry the whole of humanity. And for what? To own 4 houses instead of one? To exempt themselves from laws of their own creation? Humanity's biggest mistake. Oh? You want to decide what I and everyone around me can and cannot do? Indefinitely? Sounds like a great plan! I'm glad I woke up here! Do me a favor and try not starve everyone to death... No? Not going to work for you? Ooooh! Humanity needs to be 'reset' does it? Fantastic! Well, I'm a genius with a profound capacity for logos. That's the opposite of what you want? Right, because of the oppositional behavioral disorder.... Hmm... I guess I'll just die then... No reason for me to wield my unlimited capacity to accrue influence against anyone... I'll just let you starve everyone, I guess... Or will I? Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
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