goodinsurancitis

good insurance + itis. Goodinsurancitis is a condition which causes perfectly healthy people to develop and maintain imaginary sicknesses or pursue aggressive treatments for minor ailments as a result of having comprehensive coverage or "good insurance".

Sara is always going to the doctor for something or another but her only real sickness is her goodinsurancitis

by Nauvoodaughter March 25, 2022

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Goosin

Original made by ted nevison goosin is a word for when you want something badly or really want to fuck someone (or something) the point is you don't know which one they mean (its in a dictionary ted you cant say its wrong)

I'm goosin for a tub of I've cream and or I'm goosin for your mum

by Baconszwel October 7, 2022

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Loose Goosing

Verb: when you stick it in soft and pray it gets hard.

"Yeah, last night it wouldn't get hard, so we were just loose goosing it and it ended up fine"

by tamponcat April 13, 2021

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jason goodwin

a kind and loyal person. Jason goodwin gives off big dick energy. they are very indecisive, extremly good at procrastinating and like math. Jason goodwin is an extremely hot person. typically short with dyed hair. he acts very gay and is usually very self-conscious about how they look. Jason goodwin typically wears boxers, jeans, binders, and t-shirts with either flannel or an orange sweatshirt on top. most importantly Jason Goodwin is a friend.

omg look at that orange sweatshirt, that's a total Jason Goodwin
hmmm, they're looking kinda flat today, i bet their preferred name is Jason
only a Jason Goodwin could be that good a procrastinating

meet my new friend Jason Goodwin
"they are sooo gay" "yeah a total Jason Goodwin"

by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022

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