Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.

He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace

by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025

gooning

jerking off.

My cousin is gooning to country music.

by boogerthegoober207 February 4, 2026

Gooning

Gooning is a new meme. where you bust/nut.

I hate it <3

friend 1: hey dude whatchu been up to?
friend 2: gooning
friend 1: to who?
friend 2: y-

WHY AM I MAKING THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME-

by VlazPlayz March 10, 2026

gooning rig

A dedicated seating arrangement used for the sole purpose of gooning

Mike purchased an expensive massage chair to be used as a gooning rig

by JerimiahCheslton February 14, 2025

gooning lot

A Parking lot filled with a bunch of "gooners" and get a 32 inch TV with "porn" on it

hey bro lets go to the "gooning lot" they're hosting a "goon" event

girlll we need to go see these "gooners" in the "gooning" lot they're jerking up a storm over there

by bigdisme123766 March 4, 2025

Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.

Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning

by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025