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glastofarian

the mud-dreadlocked, hippies at glastonbury. Not always present, but usually, as it rains most f*cking years.
isn't that the chick you hooked up with on friday? she's gone all glastofarian.
by somdeluxe June 22, 2011
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Glastonburied

When a festival/outdoor music concert turns into a mud pit, like at Glastonbury.

"We almost got Glastonburied. That's what you say, right? When something just turns into a mud pit. Glastonburied, the verb. But you have an awesome time with your friends, but you're covered in mud." - Win Butler of Arcade Fire at their gig in Hyde Park, London. 30/06/11
We almost got Glastonburied.
by emyr91 July 7, 2011
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Glastontory

Glastontory

I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.

Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
I can remember when festivals were about music: Now everyone at them is a Glastontory.
by Rikstir August 22, 2019
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glastel

A contradictory mix of pastel and goth styles.
Your pink boots and black duster look totally glastel, Frank.
by Dexin June 17, 2020
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Gastankometer

The thing in your car that tells you how much gas you have left.

The gas gauge.
It's time to fill up, my gastankometer is on E.
by Abraham L. Kless November 24, 2006
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Gastrafan

The word "Gastrafan" means to take drugs and fuck dead animals, or once living objects. Necrophelia on drugs.
Can be used as an insult or verb.
You are such a gastrafan!"
"Oh man, last night I took ecstacy and gastrafanned a dead turtle..."
by Jimmy long johns January 10, 2008
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gastipation

Condition in which your excretion of gas is infrequent and/or difficult. Constipation of farts.
by whiteboybum December 18, 2008
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