glasseitious

a fetish for glasses

wow, alana, you have major glasseitious today!

by n1v0 October 25, 2010

Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016

Glarded

In reference to the handling/state of funds. Glarded funds cannot be put into a grapolated account, though this account type does offer many advantages.

I am sorry, my account cannot receive these funds as they are glarded, you may need to send money to my other bank.

by Pyxciel June 6, 2021

Sundown glasses

Silver aviator sunglasses named after the only black fighter pilot in Top Gun. Named after his call sign, Sundown, since all the white fighter pilots had gold aviator sunglasses and he was the only pilot with the silver ones.

Guy 1: Where did you get those Sundown glasses?
Guy 2: Found them online, the gold aviators make my face look fat.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the gold aviators, fat boy.

by BeffyJ July 7, 2009

Creep Glasses

Sunglasses that you wear in public so people don't notice you staring at them.

I was at the mall and I saw this really cute boy/girl at the table in front of me, I couldn't let them notice that's why I brought my creep glasses just in case.

by Ohlalalalalala February 28, 2015

rosy glasses

Seeing only the good in someone because you are infatuated with them.

Sammy admired the jerk Derrick, and only saw his amazing smile. She had rosy glasses on!

by Alienadvocate May 9, 2015

Wine glasses

Suburban white girls version of beer goggles

ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.

by @Miracle June 1, 2018