premature geyser
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Christ-boosted jizz geyser
krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
Christ-boosted jizz geyser by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
Cum Geyser
A cum geyser is when 2 guys are having sex and they both get close to finishing and they put their cock heads together so that when they cum, it shoots up like a geyser.
Cum Geyser by Nevets Cool kiss February 19, 2009
Yellowstone National Butt Geyser
The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.
She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.
Yellowstone National Butt Geyser by bonerchugger6969 December 6, 2010
geysir
The act of having a woman or man snort cocaine from another person's anus and during mid snort the other person flatulates in the person's face.
Dude, I geysired this chick last night, I don't think she enjoyed the beans and egg breakfast I had that morning.
geysir by cuntbakerstreet December 8, 2010