gerbil jammin

the act of utilizing a frozen gerbil up the anus for sexual pleasures

there is no way that i can sit for eight hours at work after this long weekend of gerbil jammin...........im gonna have to call in sick

by ducky quack January 17, 2010

Gerbil Beads

A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.

That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

gerbil fest

A convention where gay people put living gerbils up their anus

Want to come to the Gerbil Fest with me?

by Gerbil Guy June 6, 2016

gerbil Burp

A fart that refers to homosexuals putting gerbils up there asses.

Holy Shit your gerbil burp stinks

by taking it to far June 10, 2011

Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.

I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!

by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.

That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.

by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017