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Gentleman's Grip 

The act of stealing a negligible amount of drugs from your friend's stash, in hopes that it will go unnoticed. Usually motivated by desperation, not spite or ill-will.
"Mike, this bag looks a little low. Did you pinch something out of here?"
"Aw man, it wasn't that much. Just a Gentleman's Grip."

Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.
I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.

Gentleman’s Wash 

When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.

Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.

Gentleman Thrashing 

When you masturbate, or, get a handy from a woman, in a very eloquent and distinguished manner.
Bro 1: Yo where is Parker?

Bro 2: He's giving himself a quick Gentleman Thrashing. He'll be out in a minute.
Gentleman Thrashing by DawgMan July 21, 2022

Gentleman's sausage 

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.
"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

gentleman's sport gloves 

What boxing gloves were called in Strong Bad's past.
"How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?"