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genetic jungle

An adjective, to describe an individual as a fuckin Animal. To describe someone who is ballistically, indescribably on edge in which suprises one mind on the amount of chaotic energy one presumes. Also to describe a fuckin retard.
- When this inbred honkey-muppet son came to me talking on some crazy special needs shit, all I can think to myself is “That boy’s a Genetic Jungle”
- After seeing Johnqurious Johnson Jr. Punch the basketball coach in the face, the college scout said “that boy is a Genetic Jungle”
by CNastyCSwiggs December 16, 2024
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Genetics

Hey, a guy in my community said you stole everything from him and screwed him out of his retirement.
Hym "Did you steal genetics from that guy? What the fuck is with you niggas and stealing shit? He's an old guy. Like a half a head shorter than me so, like, 5'6. Bushy beard. Studied genetics (Apparently). Find that guys stuff. Find his genetics immediately."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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genetic cheats

Mom, " should I call you mom...or Laurie,?" Oh Marc, " you're almost 35 now.., call me Mrs. Antecki!" "Mom, that's weird....oh it's not that weird Hunny!" Ya know what is weird, them there damn Genetic Cheats like your in -breed sister Olivia, who grew up feedn' from dads dare ding dong! Yeah Haaah!
Those Antecki's sure know how to act like trail or trash turds, hell' you see them mom and son genetic crossing their look-a-like kleinfelter pee pee's and suck from Olivia's ass crevice for Genetic Cheats! Yew hay
by OlivialovesherbroMarcTeckscock January 26, 2016
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friend genetics

friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.
Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
by anonymous August 16, 2024
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Genetic Attraction

When someone takes "go fuck your mother" as literal. Do a bing of this and you might think twice about your 'grosser than gross' jokes as I heard them in 6th grade, An Eye In Shadows implied the grosser than gross cracks to a darker degree as I had implied genetic attraction as an insult. See the thing about "German Siblings Having Four Kids" talk about V. C. Andrews output as creative nonfiction. Dailymail did a piece about a mother doing the nasty with her own son on tape; don't say I warned you if you look this up as I did a pinterest of the article with the hashtag #EEWWWW. In 2003 The Guardian did a piece on the bizarre phenomenon.
Reagan M. of therichest dot com did a list on this weird genetic attraction shit; talk about Flowers in the Attic being creative nonfiction there. V. C. Andrews would be rolling in her grave as these jokers where taking the rule34 implications between brother and sister literally, as I had implied insults at detractors, "you have better luck getting your own mother pregnant." This is under the hashtag on twitter known as puke worthy.
by illinoishorrorman June 2, 2018
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Bad genetics

When the Irish wolfhound gets too close to the ox and magic unicorn blows his head off.
The "wile coyote" has bad genetics.
by bushlight January 14, 2019
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