Postmans genetic slop
I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop
by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020
friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.
Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”
An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.
by The original el chapo May 23, 2018
the next advancement of the information age. The Genetic age is when biology and chemistry advances beyond science it involves cloning and new treatment by genetics. This age started in 2003
by Brian Medland December 30, 2008
"Dang bro that girl has had so much plastic surgery, she's too perfect!"
"Nah man, Carly is all natural- she's just a genetical girl!"
"Nah man, Carly is all natural- she's just a genetical girl!"
by froogpeopleunite March 26, 2024
Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
by HollyHolocaust January 22, 2011