What's up with his face?
Vape gape
Poor guy. Looks like he's been the winner of a Marathon deep throat contest!
Vape gape
Poor guy. Looks like he's been the winner of a Marathon deep throat contest!
by Jenson Buttermilk November 03, 2016
Deflate
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".
1st guy:
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.
by Sporeut June 04, 2021
We had to staff the gape wagon today while everyone else on shift did their best impression of what firefighters really do.
by Dispatchers ditch pig August 28, 2021
by Jehegevehdjdidjd December 25, 2022
by Fernando la Casa December 04, 2007
A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.
Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."
by nymphetaminerx September 01, 2014
A vagina that has been tore up from the floor up..she's had to many lovers.. triple layer that condom...run for the hills she's a hoe
by Azrael36 September 23, 2017