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Orange Gambling

Originating in Orange County California, you get a bunch of your friends and one really hot girl, then all of your friends start jizzing into separate plastic cups. Who ever jizzes the most into their cup will get their limp dick sucked on by the hot bitch after she gargles your jizz that was in your cup. The losers have to watch her blow the winner
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Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."
Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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dark market gambling

Dark market gambling operators typically do not have gambling licences with minimal 'know your customer', 'anti-money laundering' and customer welfare controls in place. These dark market gambling sites mostly use forms crypto currency as money for gambling.
If you play on dark market gambling sites, make sure the games are provably fair. Dark market gambling sites sometimes have Curaçao licences, but never licences from regulated jurisdictions.
by gamduel September 13, 2019
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Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.
Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.
by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019
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Declan Gamble

Very annoying Lil bitch
He's cute but very annoying

Oh did I mention he's annoying
Stop acting like Declan Gamble
by Amdw April 14, 2020
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Gamble Kick

only spam F like a bot :)
the streamer 'hatcheett' only uses gamble kicks
by ixScript September 23, 2020
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Gamble

A person who has the last name gamble
Eg. Mr Gamble said hello
by Uuttgdk77 October 25, 2020
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