no furniture

A girl with loose walls that no longer grip dick
That bitch ain’t got no furniture
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No furniture

A girl with loose vaginal walls that do not grip.
My dick slide right in

That bitch ain’t got no furniture
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Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.
"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"
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Furniture

We had some fun with the furniture
by Fuckmeassandcallmebetty September 15, 2019
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chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.
After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture
by medicneballer April 26, 2019
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Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.
Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.
by TheFurnitureGal March 11, 2011
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Move furniture

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound
Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.
by Ry the don January 08, 2022
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