chunnel funt

A toned down version of fucking cunt meant to avoid confrontation with conservative dispositions.

You're a chunnel funt.

Aw shit dude, her best friend cock blocked you?! What a chunnel funt!

by sdsucostume September 25, 2009

Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.

“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”

by zestworm April 7, 2024

Funt

A fucking cunt. Shortening of the two words

Micha, you funt

by ghostnut January 1, 2021

Funt

Funt; meaning “not funny”, usually used in a sarcastic situation, but could be used in a serious situation.

-made by Stick and Me.

*insert dad joke*

“funt. Didn’t laugh.”

by Alfredoisgay January 13, 2022

Slucking Funt

When the word "BITCH!!!!" just wont do, here we have three glorious insults rolled into two, simple to understand, perfectly legal, non-words. They can be used when a THOT wont begone. It is best delivered loudly, and with plenty of Ebonics head-tilt.

"Wha'chew lookin' at, SLUCKING FUNT!!!!"
"I said 'No!', Slucking Funt!!! No sex for you!!!!"
"Slucking Funt!! Dont make me kick yo ass!!!"

by SluckingFuntWhisperer December 29, 2021

funt

Fucking cunt

There is no nicer way of describing her as the perfect example of a funt.

by Upself May 5, 2021

Funt fucker

guy who fucks a girls funt
(not in the pussy but just funt)

jan, dylan dident even get it in all the way

sussy, soo where was it at then?

jan, i think he just fucked my funt...

sussy, that would totally make him a funt fucker

by kaleb pierce March 15, 2008