straight freaked

incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.

chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'

eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.

by eli jackson September 3, 2007

snout fricked

The act of sniffing a dogs butt and your nose penetrates his anus.

"Dude, I was just trying to sniff my dogs ass, but I accindentally snout fricked the shit out of him."

by zooo keeper! March 13, 2009

Compound freaked

When a person loosen up a black and mild but doesn’t take out the cancer stick

I’m tired of my milds being stuck so I compound freaked it

by Jd55th November 23, 2021

Shart Freckled

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Chact Fecked

Play upon the term Fact Check. Used to describe having Facebook posts and shares flagged with various warnings regarding the factual nature of the post.

Well, they did it again. They chact fecked the Babylon Bee. Somebody must be really bored over there.

by Top-Break March 3, 2022