App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.
Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.
by clappr February 25, 2015
The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.
Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.
by The Brown Fox January 03, 2013
by SalmonHQ January 31, 2011
OMG I'm so high on app crack from using Bitmoji in Snapchat! It's almost as addicting as Pokémon GO, but a lot safer.
by Urbanartshare August 18, 2016
Man, between work and school I got 5 apps just to talk to everybody. I'm app hopping all day just to see what's going on.
by DRChi May 29, 2015
hey did you just comment my picture? it says to you did
no?
it says join this picture app to view the comments
must be a trap app
no?
it says join this picture app to view the comments
must be a trap app
by \\// January 27, 2010
A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.
He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.
by InTune2U November 24, 2011