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Foof

James, if you think that a girl with 200k snapchat karma won't cheat on you, then you are a fucking foof!
by Gymnopedist January 24, 2022
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foof

1.) You are hungry and want food but you can’t get any.
2.) Fuck

3.) foofed (fucked)
Dude 1- Shit man my mom caught me with Sara, I’m so foofed .
by Cloud chaser February 24, 2018
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Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.
Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies
by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018
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Foof

Someone u don't like and want to punch or pee on
Nicole is such a stubid whore. I hate that biatch
by Lily November 3, 2003
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foof

foof (bunny or foofy) is the youngest dog of the jenna marbles pack, likes poofy things, sweet girl, eats politely, loves her papa Julien Solomita
I love foof
by dancing_t October 29, 2020
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FooF

A person who eats food weirdly ~ Maressa & Koza 6/11/19
Maressa~ Drops food

Koza ~ you nasty foof
by michael koza June 10, 2019
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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.
“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way
by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024
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