Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome

The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.

Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.

Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."

Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."

Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."

Cadet Bob: "But we're not."

Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."

by Them Damn Sweaties! May 8, 2013

fool in love

To fall too easilly in love like a fool. The person you love will leave too soon making you feel like a madd fool.

A: damn, i could wake up with that girl
B: dude, youl fool in love wit her and shel drop you like a hot sack a crap

by TDowns August 19, 2007

Fool in the rain

One who is waiting to meet someone, but is waiting in the wrong spot. See Fribley accident.

This is an allusion to the Led Zeppelin song "Fool in the Rain"

I thought she was late, but I was just a fool in the rain.

by O_ZeBeckster September 6, 2012

Fool's hope

Definition: A term for something/someone to call of an action and or that something will probably not work,

It's no use man, we just only clinging unto a fool's hope.

He maybe that desperate to just decide to do some fool's hope

by Foolish Man May 21, 2020

Fool in the Rain

Fool in the Rain is a song from Led Zeppelin's final studio album, In Through the Out Door in 1979. In 1980, it reached #21 on the pop singles charts. This song has always been very popular with fans of the band.
the chorus of the song is "light of the love that I found"

Well there’s a light in your eye that keeps shining
Like a star that can’t wait for the night
I hate to think I’ve been blinded baby
Why can’t I see you tonight? -Fool in the Rain

by Chodey McChode April 25, 2006

fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

by Container October 12, 2003

fool the pope

to masturbate
see choke the bishop

Those Italians love to take a nap after fooling the pope.

by FTL April 5, 2005