fonies

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An Opp

Clip out round the homies

clip in round the fonies 🤡

by rvs16 June 14, 2019

Fobber-Knocker

Mariam will become the president of the US and it will be in the year 2026. A fobber-knocker is a person who will never succeed in life

Ex1: A fobber-knocker is the idiot who thinks negative about everyone else to bring his self esteem up

by La Presidente January 15, 2005

Fonejack

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic. (Used in the television show 'Fonejacker', shown on E4.)

I'd like to get a fonejack, by Terry Tibbs.

by Fats Million August 22, 2007

Assassin Fone

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.
2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"

by Assassin Fone Inc. January 2, 2009

dirty fontes

When a man and woman engage in anal sex, and the man takes his penis and wipes it on the bridge of the woman's nose to form a shit unibrow.

Kyle came back with a girl from the party and gave her a dirty fontes.

by Bubbles Bedubble May 4, 2018

foned

fucking owned foned

as in sports if a defender gets juked out of his shoes the player who got by that defender the player might say "Oh, I just foned your faggot ass!"

by Coyote90 July 28, 2006

Fonejack

v. 1. to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. divert it from reason and logic

Kayvan Novak knows how to Fonejack!

by Michael RW Jenkins August 21, 2007