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Morning Flower

The sound you hear when you go to hell. So basically it's this song that you can use for your alarm on like your phone or something but it's freaky AF. Some people like it, some people hate it. And I'm one of those people who hate it, and now I have it stuck in my head. Thanks, Satan! :)
Tomorrow was the big test, and Sarah was ready. She spent many days studying for it, and now, she was prepared. She set her alarm for 6:00 am and fell asleep confident and determined to pass this test.
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END

Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
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sick flow

When ones hair looks so entirely bitchingly awesome, it makes Jesus himself entirely jealous.
"Whoa, dude, you have sick flow today!"
by katzeefresh August 23, 2011
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Flowchart Ken

A singular phrase used to describe the strategy of 90% of Ken players in Street Fighter IV (and arguably most SF games).

The humor stems from the flowchart constantly pointing to a FP (flaming) Shoryuken attack to resolve all decision trees.

The phrase comes from a flowchart graphic posted on a capcom-unity blog.

While not always true, you do stand to encounter a disproportionate amount of Flowchart Kens in beginner online play.
Yet another flowchart ken... when will the madness stop?
by SF4wibz June 1, 2009
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Negative Flow

The opposite of flow. A persons hair tends to be straight hence no flow.
Guy 1: Yo my flow is nice today.
Guy 2: Peguillon and Lunger have negative flow.
Guy 1: True that there hair goes no where.
Guy 2: You know what they say let it grow and let it flow.
by SAHS June 5, 2009
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de-flower

I'm going to de-flower over Spring Break.
by lyka April 18, 2003
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flow-joes

Term for reef-walker slippers; ie the slippers tourist wear with the velcro lashings. They can be the variety of the LA gear style with the lights that flash with movement, or just black.
Gerald "I went on the reef walk and got my flow-joes wet and now they dont flash anymore!"
by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010
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Clown Flower

The act of giving a man a hand job, and before he orgasms point his penis towards his face. Therefore he will ejaculates upon himself, preferably upon his own face.
My girlfriend CLOWN FLOWERED me last night, and it got in my eye.
by troy tanning January 10, 2010
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