by felipe999 June 2, 2008
Get the fleto mug.A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.
Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
by greason January 20, 2010
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He lives a different lifestyle on social media than in real life you can easily tell he's a flexaholic
by itsADOLLA January 19, 2015
Get the Flexaholic mug.A super hot guy in general and crazy kind guy. He's super smart too. He's hard to find but when you find him never let him go. He'll be the greatest thing that's ever happened to you. Go out and find yourself a Fletcher
by Jamal Hawkins January 10, 2017
Get the fletcher brown mug.A magical isekai world, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can! Nothing ever leaks in the Flex World, for the prodigious sealing power of the Flex Seal products prevents leaks from ever existing in reality AND in concept. Jon-kun was brought into the Flex World by the overlord of God, Jesus, Adam, Eve, Lilith, and Allah: Phil Swift. Within the Flex World one can experience endless euphoria among every Flex Seal Product in existence, as well as drive the Flex Glue Monster 4x4 (provided you have your driver's license and proof of insurance.) There is even the greatest invention Phil Swift has ever conceived... but we cannot know of its properties, else our minds would implode from the awe and beauty of its splendor. The only way to enter the Flex World is to be pulled into your TV by Phil Swift himself. It may seem far and attainable, but as a species, we should never stop trying to reach the Flex World and achieve that pure state of nirvana.
Jon Jafari: "Hello? Where am I? Am I dead? Is this heaven?"
Phil Swift: "No Jon. It's not heaven, it's better. It's the Flex World, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can!"
Phil Swift: "No Jon. It's not heaven, it's better. It's the Flex World, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can!"
by SlickSerpent99 December 5, 2018
Get the Flex World mug.a flectra is a kind of ransomware that copies your work and then publishes it for free on the internet after rebranding it
WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022
Get the flectra mug.a person who does not have a fixed role in a team, and is versatile enough to switch roles at a moment's notice and still fulfil their new role with sufficient proficiency. they are also known as generalists, and can help balance a team to reduce their weaknesses or vulnerability, particularly if an enemy team is exploiting said weakness.
contrast this with a 'normal' person, who will lock into and serve a static role throughout the team's existence.
it is commonly used in sports, and gained popularity in the realm of eSports, where class-based games provide an explicit benefit for designating flex players to allow their team to adapt. two concepts of flex players arise:
1) in games where classes* are locked in at the start of the match, such as MOBAs (DOTA, League), flex players often choose classes that are known as 'flex picks' in their communities - classes that are inherently versatile enough to be able to switch roles on their own.
2) in games where classes* can be changed at the start of a new round or mid-match, such as FPSes (Rainbow Six: Siege & Valorant or Overwatch & Team Fortress 2, respectively), flex players can either choose 'flex picks' (explained above), or will change classes throughout the match as the needs of their team evolve.
*see also (game-specific terms): heroes, champions, operators, agents, heroes (yes, again), mercenaries
contrast this with a 'normal' person, who will lock into and serve a static role throughout the team's existence.
it is commonly used in sports, and gained popularity in the realm of eSports, where class-based games provide an explicit benefit for designating flex players to allow their team to adapt. two concepts of flex players arise:
1) in games where classes* are locked in at the start of the match, such as MOBAs (DOTA, League), flex players often choose classes that are known as 'flex picks' in their communities - classes that are inherently versatile enough to be able to switch roles on their own.
2) in games where classes* can be changed at the start of a new round or mid-match, such as FPSes (Rainbow Six: Siege & Valorant or Overwatch & Team Fortress 2, respectively), flex players can either choose 'flex picks' (explained above), or will change classes throughout the match as the needs of their team evolve.
*see also (game-specific terms): heroes, champions, operators, agents, heroes (yes, again), mercenaries
#1)
jungler: 'im getting focused down, my lane needs help'
flex player: 'alright, ill flex over to that lane right now'
#2:
teammate: 'our map control is too weak and the enemy team is exploiting that by rushing us down each round.'
flex player: 'got it, let me switch to an area denial class next round.'
jungler: 'im getting focused down, my lane needs help'
flex player: 'alright, ill flex over to that lane right now'
#2:
teammate: 'our map control is too weak and the enemy team is exploiting that by rushing us down each round.'
flex player: 'got it, let me switch to an area denial class next round.'
by Randomystick June 18, 2022
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