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felching session

A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
I took part in a felching session, now my farts are all bubbly.
by 2nd Seal November 24, 2003
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Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.
Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."
by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004
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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
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Felching Party

A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.
John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!

Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.
by SL_808 March 27, 2013
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COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy
Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.
by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002
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frenching the croaker

"Robbie, what did you do last night?" Vicki asked.
"I was frenching the croaker" said Robbie
by haha47 February 19, 2009
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felching

Sperm, recently deposited in an anus, sucked back out, usually with the aid of a straw.

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.
by Jimi p August 11, 2006
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