australian flapjack

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest, she then goes outside and sunbaths until the jizz has cooked to the point where it resembles a flapjack. She then eats the resulting "flapjack".

Hey, did you hear? Brian gave his girlfriend an Australian Flapjack yesterday afternoon!

by jonstar1028 August 3, 2007

Flapjack

It is the female equivalent to Teabagging. It's when a girl puts her pussy lips on your forehead.

Man I passed out at a party and got Flapjacked by this girl

by Kelsthebom July 15, 2019

pink flapjack

When a woman's lips are spread and repeatedly slapped by a paddle. Then once swollen she is burned with a lighter till "golden brown".

hey did you hear james gave that hooker a pink flapjack, bet she doesn't forget that one.

by riddle_my_balls May 7, 2011

Texas Flapjack

The act of applying ones ballsweat to anothers facial area in the form of a slap.

1.hey he is asleep. lets texas flapjack him!

by anusblast May 16, 2013

flapjack

Overly large nipples on a woman.

She has a nice body but those flapjacks just don't cut it.

by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004

Philadelphia Flapjack

n, the act of the recipient of anal sex farting while a penis is inside their anus.

Sam: I finally got to fuck Shelley in her ass last night.
Fred: Good work, how was it?
Sam: Great, until she dropped ass on my cock.
Fred: Classic Philadelphia Flapjack!

by natedogg101 March 11, 2009

Flapjack Salad

The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)

I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.

Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?

by w_t_p1101 December 11, 2010