wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.
My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.
by Poopwords May 09, 2020
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Flapper Bitch

A loud(usually fat), annoying bitchy female.
The proper term when bitch, whore, slut and even cunt don't quite cut it.
Friend - "Jesus! That chick needs to learn how to shut the fuck up!"
Me - "What a flapper bitch!"
by Ryuchi June 28, 2005
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Salty Flapper

The act were you wave your testicals that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
Jew: Dude Garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
Garrett: Ya i know you dumb piece of shit im Garrett.
by Art E. Rie September 25, 2010
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crap flapper

One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.
"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"

"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."

"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
by Frankinsense January 28, 2006
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Dick Flapper

Another form of telling a person to shut up
Tom Ferrera keeps running his dick flapper...
by hotness12345 October 10, 2008
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Flapper Dapper

Another word or less offensive term for a small dick.
A little weenier
Stacy- "hey mary did you hear that ed has a flapper dapper?"

Mary- "yeah what a shame"
by balnboy February 26, 2009
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Muff Flapper

A muff aka pussy that gets fucked so hard that its lips flap wildly
Todd pounded April good, her vagina turned into a muff flapper and her lips were clapping for joy
by muff flap June 01, 2015
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