Flakebook 

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

Flakebook by Eddy September 5, 2007

Flankstangruel 

A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.

Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!

Flankstangruel by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018

Flake Ass 

A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.

Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.

Flake Ass by Bob Dennis December 4, 2010

coco flakes 

When the girl gets wet during sex and all her excess wetness dries and flakes off during penetration and falls onto the bed.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we finished there were coco flakes all over my sheets.

coco flakes by Cocobutter February 4, 2015

Temmie Flakes 

Temmie Flakes! An original breakfast! Temmie Flakes! It's so good, you can't taste it! Temmie Flakes! Don't forget to digest it! Temmie Flakes in your mouth! (Part of a complete breakfast)

*Tem sayz Temmie Flakes is gud!
*It's just torn up pieces of coloured construction paper.

Temmie Flakes by A nerdy geek January 23, 2017

Frosted Flakes 

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

Frosted Flakes by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

Fanks love 

When Louis Tomlinson says thank you he does it with his whole heart and pours out his love for you. His cute donny accents only makes people love him even more

Girl: Louis you’re our sun

Louis: fanks love me thinks so too.

Fanks love by Squidward supremacy September 4, 2020