by Solitmobilejustsentmethiswire June 03, 2020
by pentozali July 09, 2013
The action of attending a large number of bars on a night out. Flanking is the method used, where the bar is attacked from every possible angle and emptied of all alcoholic liquids.
by LaZenia2011 March 13, 2012
Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!
by MattTheCat67 February 19, 2022
Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!
Def#2}
Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!
Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!
Def#2}
Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!
Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol
by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018
by Harry Potter Fan 6418 April 22, 2020