by devStik January 29, 2024
Get the flaccid stroke mug.The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.
-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
Get the Citric Flaccid mug.Term of endearment
A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.
Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.
or..
You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.
or..
You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024
Get the flaccid rodent mug." he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."
by ʟɨռtLicker February 12, 2023
Get the Flaccid mug.Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"
by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023
Get the Flaccid Florence mug.by CloudMr February 13, 2014
Get the Flaccid Assassin mug.Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
by Rucks May 12, 2025
Get the Flaccid Lettuce mug.