Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).

Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.

Lake Flaccid by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

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Ultra-flaccid

When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?

Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?

Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid

Ultra-flaccid by unbornpotato August 7, 2019

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Half flaccid

The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.

*walks through hallway half flaccid*

Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me

Half flaccid by Tuna can dan June 18, 2018

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Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.

-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.

Citric Flaccid by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011