fagnet

Something that will lure homosexuals

That bumper sticker that says "I heart vag" could actually backfire against that hit in a "methinks thou protesteth too much" sort of way and actually become a fagnet.

by rock and roll Dr. May 22, 2013

Fagnet

A female who is very obviously irresistible to gay men, the word being a combination of the now rather dated FAG HAG and MAGNET; such a woman is usually surrounded by an entourage of poofery.

You could not get near Ms Midler for the hordes of effete young men who surrounded her. She is clearly a FAGNET!

by AHBgoingaround May 11, 2014

fagnet

A magnet depicting homosexual acts and/or homoerotic images. Thanks to Kevin Thornberry for coining this phrase.

"Vinny, you have WAY too many fagnets on your refrigerator, dude!"

by vinnro June 2, 2015

Figget

A really fruity gay man

person 1:Gavin is really gay he loves madonna and burlesque
person 2:He's a real figget

gay faggot

by A.Big.Richard February 13, 2017

Figet Slut

A slut who is known for their fantastic hand jobs and typing skills, as well as a special talent for being a boss at Jenga.

My name's Tiffany, I just got carpal tunnel surgery because I used to be a figet slut.

by Derc33 April 12, 2017

Fagnet

A woman who is loved by any gay man she comes into contact with - so much nicer than a fag hag who is a woman attracted to gay men. A fagnet oozes pheromones telling the gay community 'I love you. We have the same humour. We can be best chums for ever'. Fagnet.

She is always surrounded by gay men - she's a total fagnet

by FairfatandoverfiftyFFFFFFFFFFF October 20, 2017

figneb

It's an insult it basically is a sub for "cunt" except no one will know what it means so you can say it in front of your parents because ffs everything the average person don't use in their everyday vocab. But with your help we can fix that #makefignebgreatagain

Yo mom stop being a figneb already

by Squid FUCC May 13, 2018