fidget spinner

Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch

Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch

by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

Fidget eater

Someone who can't sit at the table to eat, always has to be doing something

Sheesh LeAnn, would you come back to the table.
Your such a fidget eater.

by fozzie24 October 18, 2011

Fidget Spinner

I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.

Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.

It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.

Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...

by EpicCollision July 13, 2017

Fidget Kid

He’s a cringed kid that can spin fidget spinners at high speed to decapitate anyone who says he’s cringy. But I say he’s cringey, so I’m gonna die now.

Kid 1: That Fidget Kid looks really cringy...

*the kid dies by fidget spinners*

by NineTails May 2, 2018

tongue fidget

The act of making out with the girl sitting on a countertop. Rubbing and groping is also implied.

Glenn tongue fidgeted Jeeny so hard, it knocked over the bowl of ready-to-eat pasta salad.

by Da Poodle January 7, 2005

The Fidget Spinner

A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger

"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."

by BigRick2008 May 30, 2017

Fidget kids

Fidget kids used to be a very common species now they can be rare and some are crusty 5 yr olds!

Some one:Hey look it’s a fidget kid!
Me: oh.
( fidget kids are kids that collect pops it’s and other toys!)

by Person2.0_ December 31, 2021