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Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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cummy farting cunt

A cummy farting cunt is when a guy pumps a shiela's ass full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat ass hole. Nice sound effect. Also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.
Gary goes...'did you burn that old bat on her trade?' Dave goes...'I didn't burn her... that cummy farting cunt cooked her!'
by QPump August 6, 2011
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Free-farting

Passing gas with blatant disregard for one's surroundings, environment or company. Free-farting is so natural that often the subject isn't even aware of doing so.
I had no idea I had been free-farting until I realized that the whole classroom was looking at me in disgust. freefartingfartembarrass
by team analplug October 27, 2015
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fettinger

Yup we had him tested and he is a Fettinger
by Eberhardt June 17, 2018
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farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.
Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!
by Genius October 28, 2003
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Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.
Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits
by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020
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farting spell

The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.
That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!
by Woodpimp October 6, 2015
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