Festers

Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.

"I felt that girls festers all night long."

"I felt her festers, it was nice."

"Joe is such a fester molester."

by heyfranklme November 12, 2011

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

Easter Feaster

When you make a way more than neccessary amount of food on easter.

Man 1: "Dood what are you doin today?"
man 2: "Nothin man, just havin an Easter Feaster at my place with my roommate"
Man 1: "Nice!"

by BC32 April 4, 2010

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2

fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!

by grim baggins August 5, 2010

Fester

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.

Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?

by Fester May 10, 2017

Firster

To be more first than the first person

You might be first but I am firster

by Jdjxndcjckj j December 27, 2017